DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Hello virgins,
Look at yourself, now back to me. Now back at yourself, now back to me\u2026

Sadly, you\u2019re not like me. But if you stopped transporting random bullshit and switched to pirating you could pretend that you\u2019re me.

Look down, back up.
Where are you? You\u2019re in your hangar, with the ship you wish you were in.
What\u2019s in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It\u2019s a weapon with two women doing that thing you love.
Look again! The women are now your pilots!

Anything is possible when you are Unbound and not being an idiot.

I\u2019m on a Planet.

For those who don\'t understand, read it to this!'